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Tucker Max revels in booze and sex in new book

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell is one of the funniest, most explicit, and truthful books I’ve read by far, making the New York Times Best Seller List in 2006, 2007, and 2008. Every guy has a wild streak, but Tucker Max was smart enough to write about his bad boy persona. Here is how he begins his book: My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world.Max’s website, TuckerMax.com, ignited his fame back in 2002. After obtaining a B.A. from the University of Chicago and a J.D. from Duke Law School, he decided to retell his stories online instead of being a lawyer and hating himself along with his job. His book consists of memorable drunken stories from his law school days. They will shock you but keep you laughing for days. Though only a glimpse of Max’s experiences, his blunt stories have given him fame and fortune. Unbelievable stories like “The Pee Blame,” in which he wakes up in his own pee and rolls the girl over to his urine and makes her believe she did it, are disgusting yet entertaining. In “The Austin Road Trip,” Max and his friends take a mini-weekend vacation to Texas. After encountering Flaming Dr. Pepper shots, strip clubs, and clogging up a hotel toilet along with leaving a trail of diarrhea in the lobby, Max was banned from all Embassy Suites hotels. My personal favorite is Fucked up Pillow Talk from “Sex Stories.” They are memorable quotes he has had with girls, usually during sex:This was with a total random I picked up at the grocery store. We went home and, with her groceries still in the car, start hooking up. Before we begin sex, she let this out: ‘Don’t worry about putting a condom on. I’m already pregnant.’And this is not the worst. His hilarious friends also contribute a great deal to his adventures with their real and straightforward dialogue. After reading this book, I wondered, how is it possible for Max to be with so many women? He drinks so much and, although he’s a jerk, he still gets what he wants, one way or another. In a Fox News interview, Max stated that he really is a nice person and he cares about those that he loves, but people don’t want to read about the nice stuff; they want to read things that will make them laugh. He is currently working on a film based on his story, “The Austin Road Trip.” He says he will not play himself in the film, which will be released next year, because it is not an autobiography. Future publications include another book, titled Assholes Finish First, and a second edition of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.Who would have thought that starting up his own dating website in 2002 would lead him to a bestselling book and now a film?Though several people have already sued him for invading their privacy, Max has won the court cases due to First Amendment rights. He is undeniably an artist. You can vividly imagine his stories exactly how they occurred, all while laughing and crying at his crazy antics.Tucker Max is a god to many guys out there. I dare you to read his book!